- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Women's Rights.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

guest what i love pancakes

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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