- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Take wrong turns

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

masturbating on a tarc bus

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*