Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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