-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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