- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Sarah Palin

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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