- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

What did david give back? Nothing.

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