How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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