What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Katy Perry

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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