- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.