Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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i just pooped that is all!

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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