A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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