- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Women's Rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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