- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

You know whats funny Aids

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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