Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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just in time?

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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a. why? b. because

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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guest what i love pancakes

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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