What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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