Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Religionh

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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