Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Women's Rights Movement

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what do gay people eat?? food

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Sam Hengal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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