- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

go F*** yourself

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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