- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Im about to rewrite History....... History

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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