- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Skrillex.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

stuarts mum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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