- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

A seal walks into a club.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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