What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What did death say to life? Go die

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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