- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

why did sally drown cause she was black

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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