What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What happen? Idk...

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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A black man comes home from work.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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