- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

You know what's funny? Rape

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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