- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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