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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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