why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Chuck norris

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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