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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Your future.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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