What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

thomas!!!!

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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