- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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