Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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what goes boo a sock

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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fridge

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Anti Joke

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