Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Nickleback.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Anti Joke

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