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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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