How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

France had one revolution

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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