How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Shea's sty....

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

A seal walks into a club.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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