- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

L's I's that took Viagra.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Velcro. What a rip off.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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