- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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