- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Your Mother

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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