A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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William wright is Gay

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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