- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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