- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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