Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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flavin's head

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black chicken. kfc

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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