- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Asians

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??