- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Thats what she said

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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