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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Your wife died during the delivery.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How old is your mom Dead

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

it's funny because it's funny

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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