- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A women left the kitchen.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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