What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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