Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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