What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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