- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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