- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

I need to start studying.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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