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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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