How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

The Oakland Raiders

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Your face is hilarious.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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