- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

The GOV and the WHO?

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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