- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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