- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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