What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

what's up? my penis.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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