- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

what is the color of a burp burple

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Q. who's george porchy?

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

whats 7+4? 74

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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