- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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