nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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