what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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