- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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