- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

A chicken walked into the bar...

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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