- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

It says so on your cap.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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