Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

The Oakland Raiders

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

800 people died last year. end of story

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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