- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Your mother is so fat.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

The government

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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