- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

knock knock? come in

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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