What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Jack Stevens

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

get in the car.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Women's Rights

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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