- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and lives in the water

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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