Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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