No!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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What does water taste like? Water

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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