- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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