Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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black people

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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