How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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