- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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