- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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