- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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