How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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My name is Jeff

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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