Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

when debbie meets downer

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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