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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

You were born.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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