A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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human centipede

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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