- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Banana Hamock.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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