- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

He walked in a bar

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

human centipede

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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