Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Derp

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

sky's sty

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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