What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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