It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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