"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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