- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

whats the capital of congo famine

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Who's on first? Garvey.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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