- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Screw it you write the joke.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

knock,knock you suck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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