- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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