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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Suck pussy

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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